prober

A probation officer; referred to as such due to their interrogative nature, as well as their persistence in taking money and bodily fluids from individuals.

Shit, I forgot that I have to see my prober today! That bitch is gonna make me drop for sure.

by Kombaticus April 9, 2012

Buttock-prober

A sodomite; a man who buggers other men obsessively.

That Bert, he's a full-time buttock-prober!

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Probere Lamonte

A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.

Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke

by its dennis August 7, 2006

pooper prober

a person with an intense facination with anal sex.

Friend: Randy Cox is really into ass.
You: Yea... he's a total pooper prober.

by asshatgogodancer December 19, 2010

penis prober

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.

Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.

by scorepex June 14, 2007

anal prober

That weird mate that pokes your butthole

Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien

by nipplebladez February 29, 2016

Prober lad

A proper lad is more then a friend, more then a wing man and more then a brother. He is The Proper Lad.

Emil - "yo dude, I'm having some issues and i wanna talk to this girl but i don't know how."
Cam/prober lad - "ay man don't worry I'm gonna help you try cop you this girl"

by Kattemissen March 10, 2022