When a member of the female sex with which you regularly, or semi-regularly, smash refuses you sex as punishment for an affliction you have committed against her (sometimes the affliction is not known)
by Hooker_itsarugbything April 10, 2016
Guy 1: Want to come for a circle jerk at Tony's tonight?
Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!
Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!
by billstein9000 March 30, 2010
Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!
by TheHumbuccleMan November 23, 2019
A temporary girlfriend designated solely for the duration of a state mandated probation. One is specifically acquired for duties such as: sperm depository, taxi services, meal preparatory, & financial assistance. Probation slut is immediately dismissed upon completion of probation.
Ernie: "So what?... are you gonna hibernate now that you plead guilty to your DUI?!"
Gill: "It's all good, go me a probation slut."
Gill: "It's all good, go me a probation slut."
by Ernie Gucci & Chuck Peterson April 27, 2010
a word started when a group of girls got fed up w/ their men's behavior therefore set out to punish them! That's right! No hj's, no bj's, and definetly no sex for you fellas! Not gonna happen! Not tonight, not for the next 25 yrs of your lives!! Jk...it's been proven the girls are the ones that seem to cave in on their own rule b/c we're so deprived....
by FeD Up June 28, 2004
'I've gotta be back in jail by 8pm, time to give Larry a probation punch'
'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>
'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>
by neoshinobii July 5, 2014
The period of time when you cannot trust fart because you had what you thought was just a far, but it was a shart or worse
by Fartprobation April 18, 2022