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A Procter is the type of person to get very angry very quickly when in an argument about a shit football team.

Procters are often short but can stand up for themselves when needed.

They always have very hot friends.
Friend 1: "Oi you! You're short and u support the Reds... ew!"
Friend 2: "GRRRRRRRRRR I hate you and I touched your Mother!"
Friend 1: "Calm down mate... don't be such a Procter."
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Proctered 

Failing to meet academic deadlines or standards due to laziness, football manager and making sandwiches.
Sorry I'm 47 years late with that sub-6 year old level of work guys. I've absolutely Proctered it.
Proctered by Kpaxmo March 6, 2015
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A random person also known as twatface
Procter by Lone19202020 June 28, 2008

proactor 

A proactor is a person who is proactive
I want John on my team because he is a great proactor
proactor by hippiericky December 26, 2011

procterian

belief that god is an asshole
I don't know how anyone could read the bible an not think that god is an asshole. maybe they know he is, and everyone is procterian and accepts it
procterian by Sir_Handel June 13, 2016

proctered 

the act of having your super-sweet sunglasses stolen
damn homie, sarah just proctered me. imma go beat dat bitch up ya heard
proctered by arablazin February 10, 2008

Practercise

The act of both practicing and exercising at the same time on a subject (e.g. topic, game, sport, etc.)

The verb acts as a portmanteau of "practice" and "exercise".
SPD64: Ok, be patient, Nicole. Practercise patience.
Practercise by HeroesSquad March 31, 2026