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Al Dhafra private school

One of the worst schools in the world with the most shittiest teachers and shittiest people in general. Everyone is a snake and they all treat each other like shit. This school is cursed because whoever enters it starts acting like a bitch to everyone and completely changes. Have i mentioned that the education here is shit? especially PE class since no one does anything except getting their ipads taken from them. I honestly hope this school can burn and turn to ash

horizon private school

a school filled with seniors who have crushes on 10th graders, because they desperate as fuck. Full of gay guys and sluts. AND let's not forget about the seventh and eight grade tryhards. A school where everyone turns into a snake:)
you're such a whore, you must be from horizon private school!!!!!

Al Dhafra private school

A cursed land of the most dramatic, crappy and shitty people and education. Mrs.Deema the girl's supervisor also known as pain in the ass, her words of wisdom are "HABIBTI or SABITAAA". And we have Mrs.Sally the most dramatic yet the most annoying person you'll ever meet. The education described as shit or nonsensical/non-existent. People there are basically snakes, everyone there is not in the right state of mind. The only thing you might enjoy is Volleyball, where you get all your anger out by hitting a ball so hard thinking it's Mrs.Deema's face. And then we have the most famous person, Mr.Ashraf also known for the most loudest and fattest creature on earth.
And finally, we have our science teacher(not all grades). The most retarted teacher in all Abudhabi. Not only she doesn't know how to teach, she doesn't know how to speak or control the class, her classes are basically free but once you get her quizzes, Allah y3enek "may god help you". She bring her questions from her behind.
Al Dhafra Private School is popularly know for the all the snakes and fake people.

star private school 

a school that is full of 6th to 8th graders that vape 24/7 and chammak 8 grade boys (abood.dxbbbbb) is one of them and boys leave their pouches in the computer lab to wait for the girls to go to the lab so that the boys can see them
"yo lets go to star private school's washroom and vape"
"yeahhh man"

bay area private school guys 

Most of the private school guys in the bay are fucking lame, ugly, and they have no game at all. But the cute ones that are kinda cool can get it if they weren't dumb, unloyal, overly horny, cocky, and didn't spend all their time on video games.
girl 1: dude bay area private school guys are kinda fine no cap.
girl 2: ik but last time i talked to one it turned out to be a waste of time, money, and effort.

The SMIC Private School 

The ghetto ass school in the middle of nowhere yet all of the students live near it, except the koreans, where they live their ass in puxi. Known for being shit at everything, but kinda getting better. ish. Middle school is just a bunch of cancerous basic bitches who think they're cool and important because they break up with their boyfriends and act depressed. fucking bastards. high school is still pretty shit

Ppl here are basically all asian, so racist jokes aren't racist. the n word don't matter at all. we're stuck to our phones 420/69. schools like sas puxi make out and have sex in middle school, while shaking hands is still a barrier in senior year. prom & winter formal is lame. everyone is either taiwanese, korean, or fuq u.

wifi is shit, food is shit, tech is shit, furniture is shit, classroom is shit, bathroom was shit, everything is shit. you gotta buy 75th handed textbooks, get all 5s on APs, 1600 sat, and take the unnecessary toefl, act, and some other bullshit. teachers are either shit or dope. we're loud and obnoxious. either dumb or smart, no in between, no exceptions. either 4.12 or 2.54. either hate or love anime. play mmrpgs, or weird ass arcade phone games. we crave and beg for vpns. 1/10298 is hot, others are all ugly. gossip is the shit

oh, we don't get sex ed. we get it through watching porn, 9gag, trying to masturbate, and asking the dirtiest guy you can find. thanks, counseling office!

at your service, servant from the ghetto, smic
i love The SMIC Private School because it's the cheapest "international" school!❤️