barretts privateers

A great song by Stan Rogers (May he rest in peace)
A (fictional) story song about a man aboard a scrawny boat called Antelope, in the year 1776, the height of the American Revolution. They were hunting the seas for American Gold
She was attacked by Americans near Montego Bay, Jamaica.
She was ultimately sunk.

The antagonist of the song finally made it back to his homeport of Halifax, Nova Scotia. Six years after the Antelope was sunk.

It's also a great drinking song.

Person 1: 'Man, we should start singing Barretts Privateers!'
Person 2: 'Sure!'

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-DRINK MORE BEERS! (Originally Shed No Tears)
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

barretts privateers by IsThisHandleTaken? June 12, 2017

privates 

A respectful term for testicles or female organs.

Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.

privates by Bowman June 16, 2002

Privates 

The penis or vagina of a person's body

Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!

Privates by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

saving ryans privates 

the porno version of saving private ryan

the germans are cumming from behind

saving ryans privates by n333m August 23, 2004

shaving ryan's privates 

pun off of the movie saving private ryan

im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!

shaving ryan's privates by chase711 July 6, 2010

Gravel Privateer

A road cyclist who spontaneously takes up gravel riding in an effort to be cool and different won't and shut up about it. Gravel Privateers will be sure to volunteer about their newfound identity via many Strava and Instagram posts.

Victor: I just bought a $9,000 gravel bike. I am a Gravel Privateer!

Jeremy: Me too. I'm a Cat 5 racer, but I'm actually a part time Gravel Privateer myself.

Dat: Hey guys, I'm riding the river trail tomorrow with the road group, want to join?

Jeremy and Victor: Sorry, can't make it because training for our first Belfian Waffle. Road cycling in lame. We are Gravel Privateers now :)~

Gravel Privateer by Super Tuck July 28, 2021

pasadena privates 

a group of private schools in pasadena, california. since all the public schools suck ass, and pasadena is full of rich white people, theres a shitload of private schools to satisfy their 'needs'. some of the schools arent actually in pasadena, but are part of the list because everyone in pasadena goes to them. most of the schools are catholic. theres a lot of girls schools but only one boys school, so if you want to get laid, go to pasadena.

mayfield senior school(pasadena)-girls/catholic

maranatha high school(pasadena)-co ed/christian

westridge school(pasadena)-girls/non religious

polytechnic school(pasadena)-co ed/non religious

la salle high school(pasadena)-co ed/catholic

alverno high school(sierra madre)-girls/catholic

flintridge sacred heart academy(la cañada flintridge)-
girls/catholic

flintridge preparatory school(la cañada flintridge)-co ed/non
religious

st. francis high school(la cañada flintridge)-boys/catholic

"man your girlfriend goes to one of the pasadena privates? she must be hot. i bet shes smart and crazy rich too."

pasadena privates by rocksann cöle August 30, 2011