25 definitions by Bowman

Wang Pants

Shorts or pants that show the outline of ur "wang" or penis.

Hahaha Fred is wearing Wang Pants

by Bowman March 31, 2003

damn

To condemn, berate, or disparage something; an exclimation of frusteration or anger.

"Oh, damn you!"

"DAMN, I'M MAD!"

by Bowman June 17, 2002

head

A clitoris.

Use your big head. Use condoms.

by Bowman June 17, 2002

wazzobi

A Japanese way of saying "Hello, wazzup?" derived from combining "wazzup" with the Japanese slang for "Hello", "Hazzobi".

"Yo, wazzobi?"

by Bowman June 17, 2002

penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.

"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."

by Bowman June 17, 2002

effing

A variant of "fucking" used on Canadian television, primarily "Royal Canadian Air Farce". Pre-teens have been known to use in when quoting and the term "fucking" comes up in the quotation.

"That's effin' ridiculous!"

by Bowman June 17, 2002

eff

A variant of "fuck" used on Canadian television, primarily "Royal Canadian Air Farce". Youths have been known to use it while quoting, if the word "fuck" should come up in the quotation.

"Aww, eff off!"

by Bowman June 17, 2002