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Pringles can 

1.(n) A large penis, approximately the size of a pringles can. (Origin): It was rumored that former Chicago Bears running back Curtis Enis had a penis that would fill a pringles can when erect.

2.(a) The act of having sex with (1)

3.(n) A long cylindrical can used to contain a popular make of potato chips
(1) Shit nigga, you never said you had a pringles can. I better use lots of KY.

(2) Damn bitch, you makin' me so horny I just want to pringles can yo' ass.

(3) Yo holmes, pass over that pringles can.
Pringles can by OrangeFever March 16, 2004
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Pringles can 

A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.
Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can.
Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Pringles can by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Pringles Can 

The amount of time it takes one to fill a pringles can with sperm.
It's been almost three pringles cans since I have had sex!


He plays so much everqust, he probably wont get laid for thirty pringles cans.
Pringles Can by Nosnam November 20, 2003

Pringles Can 

The act of doing a hand stand while being ate out.
"Damn, Tony gave me a Pringles Can last night and now im sore!"

Pringles can 

What people with too much time on there hands and no money use as the base for a low cost wifi antenna to leach off a distance access point. Particularly effective if done right. Many guides on the internet.
Forumer 1: I need an antenna to steal my schools wifi about 0.5 miles away, direct LoS
Forumer 2: *Inserts Pringles can antenna guide hyperlink* works like a charm been stealing "Linksys" and "Joes wifi" to play world of war craft for 2 years now. Dumb bastards don't secure it.....
Forumer 1: thanks

Slip her the old Pringles can

To slide your penis into the vagina of an unsuspecting female. Usually done from behind while spooning together in bed.
Dan: Hey man, how was it with that chick last night? Did you slip her the old Pringles can?
Phil: No man, i tried, but she smacked me.

hung like a pringles can 

A statement one makes out of over-emphasism for the inadequency of his penis.
"well ya know guys, you can't pwn me, cuase as legend tells, im monumental, after all i am- hung like a pringles can"