disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

disciplining the primate by SB17 August 29, 2006

Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

Patio Primate by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009

privateness 

When you don't know that the word privacy exists, so you just go with what sounds semi-correct.

Make a deep copy to ensure privateness??

privateness by Pjetoles March 26, 2017

punishing the primate 

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

punishing the primate by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Primagen 

A bigger box headed protogen that costs money to make.

Person 1: Guys look at my new fursona!
Person 2: The head is blocky! It’s a primagen you have to pay 10000k dollars to make one!!!! And you’ll be put on a blacklist
Person 1: Uh.. whatever

Primagen by C0nf3tt1 SpR1nk13S July 15, 2022

Portico Primate 

A polite way to call a person of African American decent a porch monkey. Often used to offend a person without them getting mad at you.

(White guy) You are such a Portico Primate

(Black guy) Um . . . . okay?

Portico Primate by Big AL inc. June 19, 2011

Primate 

term that describes a savage action, movement, person, or group

The man went full primate and attacked the child's over-protective father.

Primate by Ben Wallace is #1 October 15, 2017