Priest Kink 

A fetish for Priests ( and/or other religious figures).

Person 1: “I think I have a Priest kink.”
Person 2: “ What the fuck?”
Person 1: “It means I want to fuck my pastor.”

Priest Kink by cyberhoe December 1, 2021

Prinz Eugen 

1: A sexy, seductive, pretty, and juicy bombshell who loves making children. High-tier but not Top-tier mommy, though the absolute highest tier of woman.
2: WW2 Admiral Hipper-class heavy cruiser constructed to serve the Kriegsmarine.
3: Our lord and savior, the Messiah. Often mistaken for Jesus Christ because he has long hair. Can solo fiction and every religion.

1: Eugen is an absolute demon in bed.
2: The Prinz Eugen had some thick walls.
3: Did you pray to Eugen today yet?

Prinz Eugen by DefinitelyNotaDegenerate July 28, 2022

prezokraso 

A special kind of wine, sold in greek convenience stores. Usually consumed on a bench while shit-talking the government. Prezokraso is always sold in plastic bottles and is thought to be a legal drug substitute.

-Prezokraso?
-Prezokraso.

prezokraso by JimTheFabulous January 27, 2022

Turbo Priest 

A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process

We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.

Turbo Priest by Atheneite October 5, 2017

priest caroling 

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018

Hot Priest 

Cool, sweary. Was meant to love people as a Father, but he might only be in it for the clothes. Has had a difficult family life. Writes local restaurant reviews for the parish paper. Would spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert. Celibate, most of the time.

Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own.

You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.

"The priest is quite hot."
"So hot."

"The hot priest was in my prayers last night."

Hot Priest by hotpriestlov3r January 29, 2020

prezzies

Australian, abbr, n, presents. gifts.

I had to buy the missus a prezzie

prezzies by herbie August 25, 2004