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pretired 

The state of an employee who has submitted their retirement notice and maintains the facade of working by showing up during office hours. This person exerts no effort and yields no production while on the clock.
When Gary was not chosen for the select sales team, he was told it was because he was "pretired" and considered "deadweight".
pretired by Timmy Leary September 17, 2010
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pretirement 

1.the period of time between graduating college and the beginning of your career
1."enjoy your pretirement while it lasts because its the only break you'll get until retirement"
pretirement by laundromatt00 September 10, 2009
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Pretired 

Trialling retirement. Typically used when someone has the means to retire and wishes to see whether it suits them, but wants to leave the door open, to rejoining the workforce, should things not work out.
Bob pretired after he sold his company, aged 55. However, after only 6 months he was bored (playing golf, fishing and pottering in the garden) and rejoined workforce.
Pretired by Cunchy Apple February 10, 2020

preaimer 

Your aim is so good actually you hit before you should: The goal is to be good as only cloud (cLd^) could.
Ping drops of about 10 milliseconds, and your not used to it, you then become a preaimer because you try to compensate the ping disavantage you had before althought that disavantage is now less evident
This term was founded by an almighty person called »eF«cLd^
preaimer by eForce`front December 29, 2006
when a guy eats a girl out.
Dang, that was some good pietime last night!
pietime by DAD(: June 6, 2010
Someone who is both pretty and petite.
Damn girl, you pretite!
pretite by Siljestam August 6, 2017
The decision to live a life free of work/labor. Similar to retire, but the decision is made before ever starting a job.
Johnny was not inclined to working, and thusly, he decided to pretire.
pretire by mrchimp May 1, 2006