Preposterous Battle

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.

"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.

by International June 24, 2013

preposterous third

preposterous third wheel
preposterous third nipple
preposterous third testicle

works with pretty much every third thing.

person 1: wanna come to dinner with me and my girlfriend?
person 2: no way. i dont want to be a preposterous third wheel.

by R4CHH October 10, 2007

Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Preposterous

The greatest most beautiful and jiggy girl

Jailene is preposterous

by Yajyaj November 17, 2022

Preposterous pig

A foolish yet sexy person between the ages of 40 and 90

That guy who robbed a store with a ballpoint pen is a preposterous pig

by The real Robert December 24, 2020

preposterous syndrome

someone who believes they have imposters syndrome, but actually they are just a coward or lied on their resume or during their interview.

synonym: imposters syndrome

you don't have imposters syndrome, you have preposterous syndrome.

by sintrixx April 10, 2023