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The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.
John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.
by Poomoj September 09, 2013
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Accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.
Woops! I need the fifth floor! I almost suffered a premature evacuation!
by comaboy1971 January 02, 2012
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Running for the door of your classroom as the clock ticks 1 minute too early for lunch.
We almost prematurely evactuated trig today. (Premature Evacuation)
by Dierks36 September 08, 2009
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1. leaving the bus or train accidentally before your stop
Oh crap, this is maple street, that was a total premature evacuation.
by jklima September 16, 2008
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When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences
“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”
by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011
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1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.
We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.
by Surly Steamroller October 24, 2007
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Attempting to leave an elevator at the wrong floor because you were't paying attention to the floor indicator.
Premature Evacuation: You attempt to get off an elevator, noticing that you're on the wrong floor.
by Diodeus January 09, 2013
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