bennycnz's definitions

pistacides

The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal

Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?

Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it

by bennycnz May 20, 2010

Gaylight-Savings

The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.

Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price

Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best

by bennycnz April 3, 2010

pubelation

The feeling of happiness and confusion one feels when your first tuft of pubes is realised.

Dude 1 : Holy shit man, i got 10 dicks

Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.

by bennycnz August 24, 2011

Plops anonymous

A name given to someone who has shit on the floor, shit all over the toilet bowl, or shit there pants without owning up .

Loook at that sorry son of a bitch, old plops anonymous.. He shit all over the toilet bowl and when i asked if it was him he said "likkkke no way dude" Luckily i took a sample to the laboratory and found his genetic code written all over it.

by bennycnz July 9, 2010

strangling-satan

Another term for furious and satanic masturbation ie ive been up all night strangling-satan

Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?

Person 2: No way dude...

Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*

by bennycnz April 2, 2010

hells carousel

When you drink too much alcahol or smoke too much weed and the room seems like its spinning

person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.

Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard

by bennycnz February 21, 2011

rubber-nuts

When your nuts rub together while you walk because you have huge holes in your underwear.

Person 1 :Holy shit that guy must be a fag, look at the way hes walking

Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too

by bennycnz March 30, 2010