A name given to someone who has shit on the floor, shit all over the toilet bowl, or shit there pants without owning up .
Loook at that sorry son of a bitch, old plops anonymous.. He shit all over the toilet bowl and when i asked if it was him he said "likkkke no way dude" Luckily i took a sample to the laboratory and found his genetic code written all over it.
A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.
Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours
Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off
When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants
Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation
The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal
Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?
Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it
A hardon at the worst possible time
Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts
When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.
Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
When you drink too much alcahol or smoke too much weed and the room seems like its spinning
person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.
Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard