Too many spongey puds

Obesity , wobbly fatness

Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat

Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds

by bennycnz May 17, 2010

Dick-off

A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.

Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours

Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

Gaylight-Savings

The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.

Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price

Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best

by bennycnz April 03, 2010

Premature evacuation

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

by bennycnz June 22, 2010

pistacides

The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal

Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?

Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it

by bennycnz May 20, 2010

Holy Shit

A bowel defication which was excreted whilst reading the bible on the throne.

person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...

Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)

by bennycnz February 21, 2011

Plops anonymous

A name given to someone who has shit on the floor, shit all over the toilet bowl, or shit there pants without owning up .

Loook at that sorry son of a bitch, old plops anonymous.. He shit all over the toilet bowl and when i asked if it was him he said "likkkke no way dude" Luckily i took a sample to the laboratory and found his genetic code written all over it.

by bennycnz July 09, 2010