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pretnear 

Pretty near, close, almost like.
It's pretnear time to leave.
I pretnear burned supper tonight.
pretnear by Jalema May 6, 2012
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prenetrated 

to be penetrated whilst in prison. a combination of the two words, invented by Dave Hunter on the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show
eat lots of glass if you know you'll be going to jail, that may help discourage frequently being prenetrated
prenetrated by firebird7 March 29, 2010
a guy or girl, who thinks they're hot shit and will always try to convince others of it. He/She may even try to argue about their own greatness. But in reality, they're losers.
Kid: Look at that dude struttin like he owns the place.
Kid2: man, i hate that fuckin' preener!
preener by yogurtpills March 6, 2010

Prepneck 

Someone who is preppy yet can be somewhat redneck at times. They appear to be preppy but like doing a lot of the same activities rednecks do.
Wow look at that prepneck, he's wearing a polo shirt but is watching a truck pull at a fair.
Prepneck by Tt457 September 4, 2014

Seasonal Perineum 

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland
I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.
Seasonal Perineum by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022

perineum 

The place between the butthole and genitals.
Because I have flesh in between my anus and gentials, I have a perineum!
perineum by l337 December 20, 2004