pregnesia 

The loss of part of your short & long term memory due to pregnancy. May not be fully recooped after pregnancy, but continue on throughout your life.

I can't remember where I put the baby's diaper bag, must be early onset pregnesia.

pregnesia by T~Mama May 1, 2007

pregnesia 

A partial or total loss of who made you pregnant.

Doctor: Can you tell me the name of the father of the baby?
You: No... I don´t remember! *Crying*
Doctor: Well... My professional diagnose is that your suffering from pregnesia.

pregnesia by DramaKing June 22, 2012

Pregnasaurus 

A large lumbering animal with an extended stomach and a lifespan of about nine months. Animal is prone to ligament pain, especially as it reaches maturity. Know for uncontrollable mood swings, strange eating habits, and a cooing noise made when near children's clothing.

The pack of pregnasaurus waddled into the baby section of the department store and began making strange cooing noises. Spectators were amazed by the gentle nature of the pregnasaurus until one became ferocious with hunger and proceeded to hunt and devour a candy bar.

Pregnasaurus by Pregnasaur July 30, 2009

pregnosaur 

A derogatory word for a pregnant woman.

Made famous by Al Bundy in Married With Children in Season 6 Episode 5.

Al Bundy "This is the thing that can happen if you let pregnosaurs rule the earth."

pregnosaur by Rasta Clat January 13, 2010

Pregnosis 

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.

Ex. Yo Bitch your Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids

Pregnosis by Nyneduce April 27, 2006

pregnaskank 

A pregnant married woman that seeks out other men to have sex with while being pregnant.

Crystal is such a pregnaskank!!! Gross!!!!

pregnaskank by hotchick880 December 2, 2010

Pregnosis 

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.

Ex. Yo Bitch you Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids

Pregnosis by Nyneduce April 28, 2006