Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome

My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

by Bianca13wyrm January 27, 2008

Prehistoric Mesopotamian Tablet

a cute name for your girlfriend that's older than you

thomas jefferson: hi prehistoric mesopotamian tablet

girl: kill yourself

by sillycat13 April 29, 2023

P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)

Language used to interact with pupper dogs since 1992.

"He's just a doooog"

-P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)

by Pupper Sam January 15, 2009

Prehistoric Internet

Internet before Google.

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."

by kylekruchok March 03, 2012

Prehistoric Bitch

1.)One that uses old comebacks to make someone feel shitty about themselves.
2.) millipede or any type of pede

“Becky is such a prehistoric bitch calling me fat like my mom ”
“Becky’s body looks like a prehistoric bitch”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 09, 2025

Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.

Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.

by doctorcutie6 June 01, 2021