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precocious 

Matured early.
precocious by Larstait November 7, 2003

psyconscious 

using your conscious brain, to figure out something only a psychic could possibly know.

an elevated state of consciousness where one has almost superhuman perception capabilities.
a: "yo, how did you know that she was going to come over to the table?!!"

b: "I could just tell, psyconsciously"
psyconscious by tyre11c0rp June 18, 2011

Precocious 

A kid who hit puberty by six.
Guy 1-The kid is driving a car, that's almost impressive except he's gotta pull over, he doesn't need to be driving.
Guy 2- Would you quit being so hard on the kid, he knows what he's doing.
Guy 1- Yea, you're right I'm overthinking it, I should keep going its nothing.
Guy 2- Are you okay man? Its just a kid driving, you never saw a kid driving.
Guy 1-That kid had to be in kindergarden.
Guy 2-So you never saw a kindergarten driver, he's a little precocious, what's the matter? The kid is fine, let him drive.
Precocious by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

psiconscious 

"Psi" is the general term used by parapsychologists to refer to "psychic" or "paranormal" phenomena. It is also the term used by quantum physicists to denote the wavefunction: the sum of all probability states of any given entity. "Psiconscious," therefore, means an awareness of wavefunctions allowing for paranormal phenomena.
By becoming psiconsciously aware of this teacup, I can select the probability where the cup's atoms will all vibrate in the same direction at the same time, and the teacup will move. Voila, telekinesis.
psiconscious by Psiconscious April 9, 2012

Precocious 

1.(of a child) Having developed certain abilities or proclivities at an earlier age than usual

2.(of behavior or ability) Indicative of such development

3.(of a plant) Flowering or fruiting earlier than usual
1. he was a precocious, solitary boy

2. a precocious talent for computing
Precocious by uhscrubs October 17, 2010

Precocious 

If you say it loud enough you always sound precocious
Precocious by Cozmeister May 26, 2011