probosculate 

To engage in deep and meaningful thought, through use of concentration on the breath through the proboscis, as per meditation

'This is indeed a predicament we will have to probosculate upon'

probosculate by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006

prejoculate 

jok-yuh-leyt verb.

To celebrate or joke about something that has yet to happen.

Related Forms: Jocular, Joculary, Jocularity

"I'm going for a check up today"
"Well we're going out for drinks tonight. If all goes well with you, its another reason to celebrate"
"But I won't know the results for another 2 days..."
"Whatever, we'll prejoculate."

prejoculate by thebluekick February 26, 2009

Probosculate 

v. -- To think deeply whilst (and this is important) scratching the tip of one's nose

The action was actively demonstrated by the Muppets character Dr Tooth, when he said, "This is indeed a problem of heavy-duty proportions. We must probosculate upon it."

Probosculate by Phthllanfar July 30, 2015

probosculate 

To intrude upon a matter, particularly where the intrusion is uninvited. In simpler terms, "to stick one's nose into" or "to meddle".

"It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon." --Dr. Teeth, The Muppet Movie

probosculate by TheDictionaryDiva December 3, 2013

probosculate 

nasally ejaculate; sneeze

You do seem to probosculate often.

I have a cold...

probosculate by destructo liver December 9, 2008