Pre-Marital Touching 

The most unholy thing on man or women could possibly commit.

Bob: "No it cant be Karen is Pre-marital touching that poor man"

Pre-Marital Touching by pseudonym is a dickhead June 24, 2020

Pre-marital eye contact 

a sin.

John: Jessica and I made pre-marital eye contact last night😫

Jim: She's a witch! Send her to the trials!

Pre-marital eye contact by hidinginestrogen June 19, 2021

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

Pre Marital Mario Sex by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

pre-marrital sex 

The act of fucking before marrige
Immediately condemns you to hell

Girlfriend/Fiancé:*tries to grab pp*
Me: BACK THE FUCK UP! No pre-marrital sex!

pre-marrital sex by datpikachumeme January 25, 2020

premarital interdigitation

holding hands before marriage with fingers interlocked.

The Puritans daughter was yelled at for having premarital interdigitation with her boyfriend.

premarital interdigitation by Pheonix55 September 22, 2010

Premarital Handholding 

UNACCEPTABLE! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.

Premarital Handholding by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022

Premarital handholding 

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself

bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld

Premarital handholding by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019