Pre-Fuck Measurable's

Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.

Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"

Pre-Fuck Measurable's by Taniel Dosh October 21, 2011

Pre Fuck Dinner 

Also know as a PFD. It's not a date, it's a dinner given out to a soon to be sexual partner just before getting it in. Usually given to women of the slutty disposition, the worth of Pre Fuck Dinners are proportional to how one values the person one will dine with, or even just their genitalia.

Jon: *brings out iPhone and shows Alex picture of super hot chick* I'm going on a date with Sarah tonight.
Alex: This is no date! That chick is fucking hot! Best not get her a Happy Meal on this Pre Fuck Dinner, otherwise you'll never bone her.

Pre Fuck Dinner by Wigglytuft What Whaaaaaat? December 27, 2011

Certified Pre-Fucked 

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

Certified Pre-Fucked by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

pre fucked 

Something that was doomed from the start. Such as in a game or situation.

"We were playing euchre and I got a hand of 9s and 10s, that hand was pre fucked man."

pre fucked by Jon Reed July 2, 2006

pre-fuckquisite 

Requisites that should be fullfilled in order to qualify for sexual intercourse.

Mike is an activist. He feeds homeless people and caring for others is definitely a pre-fuckquisite. Honesty, realness and smarts are some other pre-fuckquisites.

pre-fuckquisite by p.diddy. February 14, 2009

Pre- Fucktial agreement

An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.

"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"

"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"

Pre- Fucktial agreement by Aye, Right March 30, 2009

pre-fucking

When a woman fucks a male lover before having sex with her boyfriend to prepare her vagina for the main intercourse.

I thought I was going to have a threesome with my friend and her boyfriend but it turns out she just wanted to use me for some pre-fucking. I ain't no one's live dildo!

pre-fucking by MaKyla's Pre-fuckbuddy September 23, 2011