Pre-Ex 'Sex' 

The mechanical, uninspired act of passionless intimacy dutifully completed by individuals who's long-term, expiring relationship has fatigued from overwork, emotional exhaustion, diverging interests or mutual contempt.

When you're given under 3 minutes to 'do yer business' while she answers emails and texts...the best Pre-Ex 'Sex'...EVER!

Pre-Ex 'Sex' by YAWA November 24, 2019

Pre-emptive sex pushups 

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

Pre-emptive sex pushups by ChiStriker June 23, 2011

pre game sex 

Beating your meat before getting some buns

Bro I had pre game sex before hitting that Thot up.

pre game sex by High moy thoughts January 5, 2016

pre-marrital sex 

The act of fucking before marrige
Immediately condemns you to hell

Girlfriend/Fiancé:*tries to grab pp*
Me: BACK THE FUCK UP! No pre-marrital sex!

pre-marrital sex by datpikachumeme January 25, 2020

pre-anal sex check 

When a person, usually female, will check the cleanliness of this area outside and in and can also include using their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex. So if there is it can be removed and clean up that area.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

pre-anal sex check by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

pre-anal sex check 

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

pre-anal sex check by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

Pre Marital Mario Sex by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024