The name given to someone with the last name pownall but are named pownall like it's their first name or something,they love cheese and usually have annoying younger brothers
by pownalldescriber January 18, 2011
A Pownall is a bet you place when you’ve pissed most of your money up the wall in the bookies and put your last pound in a high odds, last chance bet in order to buy some pot noodles to survive until the next payday.
by Brian Potter February 3, 2021
The smallest, most unknown town in Vermont; Full of rednecks, trailer parks, and cows; Hosts the Pownal Fair every year.
Bobbi-Jo: "Where the hell is Pownal, VT?!"
Joe-Bob: "Stay on this road until you see the big farm with the trailer park out back, then take a left onto Carhart Road, and dont forget to visit the Pownal Fair!!"
Joe-Bob: "Stay on this road until you see the big farm with the trailer park out back, then take a left onto Carhart Road, and dont forget to visit the Pownal Fair!!"
by wishididntlivehere123 March 19, 2009
A species of teenager who have fathers that have vans full of chocolate. (Contary to popular belief their fathers are not dirty paedophiles who like to rape 5 year old girls.)
There are 2 varieties of Pownall, both very different from the other:
The DTW Pownall - usually tall and geeky with long legs. Commonly found in possession of small children watching Toy Story while engaging in sexual activities with blackberries. Despite the lack of knowledge when it comes to the clitoris, it has been revealed that this particular variety of Pownall enjoy masturbation and pleasuring themselves. This is the more approachable of the 2 Pownall varieties as it can hold a decent conversation. Beware though, do not be too friendly towards a DTW Pownall as it can result in stalking and occasional humiliation. When befriended, the DTW Pownall will allow you to keep it as a pet*, making a very good alarm clock.
The Jack Pownall - normally found to be more aesthetically pleasing than the DTW Pownall, however this come at a price. It has been revealed that the Jack Pownall's brain's is 99.846532% mush, making them only capable of doing sport and occassionally talking shit.
Overall, Pownalls are a very diverse species. It is recommended that people avoid the Jack variety at all costs, whereas the DTW Pownall can be approached with care.
*if kept as a pet must be fed ham sandwiches, oranges and chewits twice daily.
There are 2 varieties of Pownall, both very different from the other:
The DTW Pownall - usually tall and geeky with long legs. Commonly found in possession of small children watching Toy Story while engaging in sexual activities with blackberries. Despite the lack of knowledge when it comes to the clitoris, it has been revealed that this particular variety of Pownall enjoy masturbation and pleasuring themselves. This is the more approachable of the 2 Pownall varieties as it can hold a decent conversation. Beware though, do not be too friendly towards a DTW Pownall as it can result in stalking and occasional humiliation. When befriended, the DTW Pownall will allow you to keep it as a pet*, making a very good alarm clock.
The Jack Pownall - normally found to be more aesthetically pleasing than the DTW Pownall, however this come at a price. It has been revealed that the Jack Pownall's brain's is 99.846532% mush, making them only capable of doing sport and occassionally talking shit.
Overall, Pownalls are a very diverse species. It is recommended that people avoid the Jack variety at all costs, whereas the DTW Pownall can be approached with care.
*if kept as a pet must be fed ham sandwiches, oranges and chewits twice daily.
Have you seen that Jack Pownall? It's talking shit again.
The way you hold that blackberry is very DTW Pownall-esque.
The way you hold that blackberry is very DTW Pownall-esque.
by BUDDAH. January 18, 2011
by Mnster_enrgy December 14, 2021
not the worst place in Vermont but not the best either...its kinda like one of those so-so towns. Pownal Vermont has been viewed as the "Hillbillyville" of the 802...but really what place in Vermont doesnt have hillbillies, cows, rednecks, mud, green mountains, and snow?! One upside is no matter what season it is, people always have fun...snowmobiling over frozen lakes, snowboarding off roofs, diving off cliffs into freezing water, fourwheeling till you're caked in mud, and drinkin beer no matter what time of day it is...
Bill: "Why do you like Pownal, Vermont so much?"
Tom: "Lived there my whole life."
Bill: "Seems like a pretty shitty place to live."
Tom: "Nahhh, you get use to the manure smell after a while..."
Tom: "Lived there my whole life."
Bill: "Seems like a pretty shitty place to live."
Tom: "Nahhh, you get use to the manure smell after a while..."
by 802daisyduke February 4, 2011
Bill: "Hey, y'all headin downta the Pownal Fair taday?"
Tom: "Hell YeAh! I'm gonna git drunk and do the tractor pull!"
Jim: "An IM gonna tap dance and sing bad care-EEE-oo-kee til the firework!!"
Tom: "Hell YeAh! I'm gonna git drunk and do the tractor pull!"
Jim: "An IM gonna tap dance and sing bad care-EEE-oo-kee til the firework!!"
by iwishididntlivehere123 March 19, 2009