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a pound of pepper on my pizza 

too much spicyness on something.

Or when someone shits on your pizza.
They put a pound of pepper on my pizza!

On that like pound cake 

A classy way to announce that your interested when somebody attractive comes along that you would desire to have intercourse with.
Dang! That's a fine looking buttox! I'm on that like pound cake.

don't pank on my tong pound 

a general request to have no "panking" in the vicinity of one's "tong pound."
While sitting on the couch with friends someone may decide to pank your tong pound it is appropriate to respond accordingly with don't pank on my tong pound.

pound one 

To have sex with a double cheesburger (see also "hit it")
"McDonalds wants you to pound one"

"Yeah, I'd hit it"
pound one by Hugh Johnson April 20, 2005

pound one out

1.To Jerk off profusely, like a banshee. Usually when upset.
2.To Vigorously beat it when there isnt much time.
After a long fight with his girlfriend regarding her disintereset in putting out, Jason Grout proceeded to Pound one out in the upstairs bathroom.
pound one out by Dune C July 30, 2007

pound one out

To play with yourself. When you have only a few minutes to choke the chicken.
Jason told me he had time to pound one out before he went to work.
pound one out by dizzle pizzle April 18, 2007