A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom
Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch
by hamslice6969 September 10, 2019
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Slang for a burrito. Often filled with delicious things, such as rice, meat (often chicken), and beans. Some nom pouches are frozen and must be defrosted and heated before consumption.
You can pick up a delicious nom pouch in San Francisco's mission district.
by turtlemadness55 February 1, 2011
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The pouch that a dogs red rocket is held in.
“Omg Amy your dog’s cock pouch hangs so low
by Cockpouch March 24, 2021
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| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.
I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.
by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022
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A guy who is simply crazy for finding pussy.
Martin is such a pouch hooligan. He hung around the bar after closing time talking to every girl he saw trying to bring one home.
by JackieTreehorn1 January 3, 2018
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