potato phone

Any phone that isn't a smart phone

thing one "Reem hasn't posted much on Insta"
thing two "Yeah, it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"

potato phone by MichielloM June 8, 2016

potatophobia 

The fear of potatoes

I have potatophobia

potatophobia by Hagsb3ufb February 24, 2018

Potatophrenia 

The condition when you're not particularly sleepy, not particularly jobless but all you feel like doing is potating.

John did nothing all day during the pandemic, he had a serious case of potatophrenia

Potatophrenia by KingBaba333 May 7, 2020

potato phone

Any phone that isn't a smart phone!

Person 1 "Reem hasn't posted a long on Instagram... "
Person 2 "Yeah it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"

potato phone by MichielloM June 8, 2016

Potatophile 

A term used to evade censors and algorithms to effectively say pedophile when such a word is deemed not politically correct.

Joseph Rosenbaum was a convicted potatophile, perpetrating this act on five kids.

Potatophile by TorchedMedic November 21, 2021