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Potatowned 

Originally used when someone noticed that Merry or Meriadoc Brandybuck in The Lord of the Rings seemed to pronounce potatowned quite well with his mouth. A clip was made and distributed throughout the internet. This clip can be viewed here:

potatowned.com/upload/potatowned.gif

The evolution of the term allowed it to travel across the globe, hitting and sticking with none other than gamers. While playing games such as Counter-Strike, World of Warcraft, and even Battlefield 2, you can find other gamers using the term.

Most gamers have picked up other statements such as "tomatowned" along the way as well.

There is now a small and growing website community that has picked up the domain www.potatowned.com and uses it for recreational off topic discussions.

While hanging out - "dude that freaking rocked, Chuck Norris just potatowned that guy by roundhouse kicking him in the face!"

In use of the website - "holy crap did you see that one sweet video? I found it at potatowned.com"

While gaming - "Z0mg Roffle Copters... t3h nub just got potatowned!"

potatowned 

You can figure out the meaning of it by just reading the word. Dunno where I came from. I saw it on a message board somewhere.
With that statement, he was officially potat0WNED.
potatowned by thysine April 16, 2005

potatowie 

A cute but annoy person but yet even if he is annoying you will always think he is cute .He loves when he gets attention and loves to eat chocolate. They are usually very lazy and likes to sleep a lot but even when they are lazy they are very good at climbing.Usually they are short.
Potatowie you are so cute
potatowie by PinkCharly May 3, 2018

Potatoiness

The perfect amount of potato in a French Fry.
These fries are the epitome of potatoiness
Potatoiness by yesuwuceg September 12, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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