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Postest is the biggest unit of big stuff that can't be beat by anything. It's mostly used when you're in a predicament about who loves who more; if you say, "I love you mostest postest" you automatically win. Postest can't be beat by any more, most, tons, morers or any of that. The person you used "postest" on usually gets pretty mad because they can't beat you after you threw postest at them. All in all, postest is the biggest unit of big stuff that cannot be beat no matter what and no matter how hard you try.
I love you.

I love you more.

I love you most.

I love you mostest postest (:

No fuck that I love you more.
postest by baaaylaaay June 27, 2011
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When some protests something using posts.
On Facebook people postested me for being a troll.
Postest by SRJ DOOM May 2, 2014
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Posseshot 

A group photo of you and your crew / gang. Yelling Posseshot at night around friends immediately initiates a group formation ready for the photo.

Posseshot's are generally rated on depth, steeze and notoriety. The origins of the term POSSESHOT date as far back as the 80's/90's inner city graffiti culture.

Notably the popularity of the term "POSSESHOT" came from Melbourne Rap Duo " POSSESHOT " who derived there name from the cultural phenomenon.
Yo everyone's here lets get a mad Posseshot! fuck yeah! POSSESHOT! POSSESHOT!!!!! (EVERYONE GATHERS) * CLICK* STEEZE!!!
Posseshot by TaxiSupreme April 13, 2021

Postest Modernism 

A movement that has been gaining popularity since the beginning of post-er modernism. So modern that it made post-er modernism not look not modern at all. It is best defined as everything is nothing and nothing is a green 2. While seeming non sensical to the untutored mind...wait, it doesn't matter.
1. If Oedipus and Jocasta didn't subscribe to the philosophy of Postest Modernism, they probably would not have gotten married.

2. Since I am a Postest Modernist, I am going to have sex with that dolphin!
Postest Modernism by post-Publius February 18, 2010
Adjective: A word derived in the stoner culture describing an individual as being far out or in other words super chill.

There are a few levels involving pastesh. First level being nova pastesh, and to be nova one must obtain the ability to mesh into a faction of dopers. The second level being super nova pastesh, and to achieve super nova pastesh one must provide the group of dopers with material to discuss.
You traveling to South Africa would be very pastesh.

Man, Bob Marley is definitely super nova pastesh.
Pastesh by Rick Pramblin August 16, 2012

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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