portugeuse breakfast

the act of putting any type of cooked eggs and bacon into a womans ass then eating it out.

Teddy was hungry this morning so he gave his girl friend a portugeuse breakfast.

by Ed Fremantlemedia August 4, 2007

portugeuse smokehouse

dropping ass fumes in the close confines of a tent, especially when others are in it.

pete turned our tent into a portugeuse smokehouse and probably shit his pants doing so.

by deezo March 23, 2005

portugeuse sperm bank

a variation of the boston crag where the male partner removes his penis prior to orgasim and removes his penis and drips his ejaculate into the open mouth of his partner (baby bird)

i met a girl at the bar last night, when i took her home I gave her the portugeuse sperm bank.

by seeper27 December 21, 2009