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porntato 

Guy 1: I liked that porntato clip you sent me.
Guy 2: Yeah, I liked the part where they peeled each other.
porntato by Jojo of the potato December 15, 2013
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porñata 

A piñata, but instead of being filled with candy, it is filled with porn.
For his birthday, Joe's friends got him a porñata because they knew how much he liked porn and hitting things with a bat.
porñata by MCGT August 1, 2009
A sudden uncontrollable tornado of pornographic material originating from a single click in a web browser pop up window.
I clicked on one pop up and got caught in a pornato.
pornato by berry9474974u April 28, 2010

Pornatoligist

A profession that deals with the making, evaluation, and statistics of every type of porn imaginable.
I really got to study to become a pornatoligist one day.
Pornatoligist by Wyree_Darx November 2, 2014

Portnite 

you can’t feel your arms at 12 in the morning (midnight)
bro my arms er so portnite rn!
Portnite by bichboy October 21, 2017

couch porntato 

Someone who spends most of their time laying on the couch masterbaiting to pornography.
I tried to get John to come to game but he said no of course. He’s such a couch porntato!!
couch porntato by Tcan73 October 9, 2018