proposing

A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!

Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!

proposing by Benchamin February 4, 2014

pornposing 

to pornpose: the act of delaying one's business by watching porn movies.

- Damn I was supposed to send those 3 applications today...
- How come you didn't?
- I thought I'd first check out for any new vids on bookkake*.
- You do that all the time. You should stop pornposing your work.

*fetish site for paper lovers

pornposing by lessloud June 14, 2010

porpoising walrus 

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)

The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!

porpoising walrus by jedyca January 29, 2009

parousing 

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

parousing by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

Proposing

a bathroom stall blow job

overheard conversation in sleazy bar bathroom: Look, he's proposing!

Proposing by xglaukopisx June 29, 2019

porpoising

When a man is fucking a woman doggystyle and "accidentally" slips his penis into the woman's anus, and she responds by turning her head around, arching her back, and making a sound similar to a dolphin or porpoise - "eeee! eeee!"

Dude, last night I tried to slip it in Katie's ass, and she totally started porpoising - it was hilarious.

porpoising by GangstaPornBitch February 9, 2008

Papousing 

When someone completely wraps themself in a blanket to mastrubate.

Mom, get out of the room, I’m papousing!

Karina emerged from her papouse feeling focused and refreshed.

Papousing by Ceegeinreallife December 31, 2018