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Characterized by the delusional belief that the world is out to help you.
That pronoid dude set me straight ... he assured me that there are no conspiracies ... People NEVER work together in secret to do bad things.

Man, you are suffering from intense pronoid delusions ... You need to listen to Alex Jones !!
Pronoid by Tursiop June 5, 2013
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When one is scared ( paranoid ) that someone will catch him/her watching porn, having sex, or jerkin' it.
Man i bet you were pretty pornoid when your parents walked in on you huh?
Pornoid by BDel August 22, 2008
The belief that the world is conspiring for you; or, the opposite of paranoid.
Bob: Dude, this morning I found 10 bucks on the sidewalk, my classes got cancelled, and the milf that I hitchhiked home with made out with me. I'm beginning to get pronoid.
pronoid by benJAMin42 April 24, 2008
1. massively horny and completely porned out in the head
2. wicked, fucking cool
1. mate, i swear to you that massively hot bird I saw on the dancefloor the other night is still giving me aggravated pornoid delusions at its sickest.

2. buddy that's THE most pornoid bassline eva yo, keep cracking out the good shit brav.
pornoid by fc79 October 10, 2014
A belief somebody thinks they are more popular than they really are.
Kanye West is a fine example of Pronoid
Pronoid by Manufacturedfeelings February 3, 2012
Person who believe that something or someone proacts for him/her, despite a current situation.
'I can walk trought war without harm'
pronoid by Charlie Skooppi January 13, 2004