Pornis

A noun replacing "penis". Occurs when penis is only good for watching and enjoying porn.

"If you don't stop watching 'arma-get-it-on' your penis will become a pornis"

by Ian Dunn November 3, 2008

pornis

the way that vanessa thinks that "promise" is spelled.

i'll be back later, i pornis.

by ohhh cameron g February 28, 2008

Porny

of Graeco-Roman origin, Porny means to be horny for porn, thus PORNY!

Joaquin: Man dude, I'm really Porny!

Tyler: Dude, lets mouth kiss.

(awkward silence)

by Betty Grovenstein January 21, 2005

Pornies

Two lovers watching porn and acting it out later.

My boyfriend and I love watching porn together. That night we became pornies.

by Amazing Amy October 3, 2014

porny

Not just interested in sex, specifically horny for porn or a certain pornstar.

Guy 1 Man, dude, I'm totally porny!

Guy 2 Yeah, I'm in the mood for some Kagney Linn Karter!

Guy 3 Nah, guys, I'm horny for my girlfriend. See youse later.

by smurfsta September 18, 2011

Pornies

1. A fellow who primarily enjoys in the company of MPEGS featuring blond women getting it from horses.

2. Someone who would rather view porn then real people.

I've never seen that fellow there.
He looks nice, but he's really one of those pornies.

Tom is such a pornie; I asked him to come to the party, but he said he had to help his sister do her homework.

by The Mighty Z-Rex April 28, 2005

Porny

Transition period out of the "teen" category where the model appears to accept her role in porn and adjust her body to be in it for the long haul.

Your career either dies as a "teen" or you become porny enough to see yourself become a "milf"

She looks super porny

by Gnarly Buttbanger January 25, 2022