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pornputer 

A computer that is not only obsolete but so swamped by adware and spyware that you are forced to by a new laptop and use the old desktop with downloading pornography as it's sole function.
This 486 is so shitty it is hardly usable as even a pornputer!
pornputer by Kyle Roach June 23, 2004
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porndexter

Someone who is very much into sex, yet socially inept; someone who only gets laid by prostitutes and mail-order brides
"Yo man who's that creep in the corner starin' at them girls' titties?"
"That's just TJ, bro. Kid's a porndexter."
porndexter by Dick P. McJohnson December 20, 2008

porndultery

Porndultery is the adulterous feeling that can occur when watching porn while in a relationship.
As she watched the two girls gyrate on the screen, the porndultery feeling overtook her.

porndulterer 

He felt like a porndulterer watching those two fine young men engaging in those acts.

Porndexter

Someone that knows so much about the plot or how a porno is made, that it's ridiculous.
John: Dude, last night we watched that Hustler parody, then Bob started rambling on how all the special effects for no reason.

Gary: I know that guy is such a Porndexter.
Porndexter by pingasface July 27, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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