Perlatude 

The act of doing the best one can with what God gave them despite being inbred and from Chattanooga, Tennessee.

I needed a break from all the gore and perlatude. So, I went full retard... nom nom!

Perlatude by Priapizm February 25, 2009

Porniture 

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

Porniture by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

pornotube 

A website similar to YouTube, except it has porn instead.

Yo man, have you seen Paris getting fucked on Pornotube?

pornotube by why hello July 4, 2007

PornTube 

A website bringing free and varied porn covering a multitude of categories and daily updates.

I wanted to see some great porn, so I visited PornTube

PornTube by angelface_kiss July 5, 2011

porniture 

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

porniture by Matt Bates December 1, 2003

Porniture 

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.

“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.

Porniture by I believe in pink January 11, 2019

Permatude 

To have a bad attitude all the time.

Some one who is always unpleasant and always has a major attitude.

She has a permatude!

Permatude by Permatude Hater February 9, 2010