porn'o'clock

That time in the evening when the internet slows down because of all the married men starting their evening's porn viewing

"Dammit, the internet's slow as fuck!"

"Porn'o'clock"

"Fuck it is."

"Fuck it, wanna fuck?"

"Yeah, I won't get anything done online now anyways."

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porn o'clock

The time when an individual is surfing internet porn.

Oh...it must be porn o'clock, my room mate is on his laptop.

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Watching porn from your phone whilst sitting on the toilet!

I need to take a dump. I'm going to o go use the porn-o-potty. Nothing like good porn and a good shit.

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That big stash of XXX rated VHS tapes and DVD's that you keep well hidden from your wife.

"If my wife ever finds that box o porn in the basement, I'm a dead man!"

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That big stash of XXX rated VHS tapes and DVD's that you keep well hidden from your wife.

"If my wife ever finds that box o porn in the basement, I'm a dead man!"

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Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.

Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.

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Incredible idea made up by Ari Gaffen to combine Porn, with ice skating. Should get all credit if it ever becomes a reality.

Man, i really need to see some porn on ice.

Porn on ice by Ari February 10, 2003

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