pork osaurous 

Obese person of riduculous girth. Not gender specific.

Also giant pork osaurous - for the really big ones.

There was a herd of giant pork osaurous grazing at the all you can eat buffet.

pork osaurous by wheaty June 2, 2005

porkasaurus 

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.

Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.

porkasaurus by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

pornosaurus

Pornosaurus is a mythical dinosaur which appears on late night german TV and has sex with desperate women, also he has a lime-green ejaculate, which shock many, especially with the volume and colour of substance produced.

"How the hell did they work out he (Pornosaurus) has green cum!! UHHHHH!

pornosaurus by Sudo Nymm February 10, 2005

pooposaurous 

a dinosaur made entirely of poop.

A Pooposaurous Rex ate my uncle.

pooposaurous by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008

Porkasaurous 

Slang term for a massive erection of utter destruction.

1. "Hey baby, wanna ride the porkasaurous?"
2. "Suck my porkasaurous!"
3. "For Christmas, Adam gave Eve a free ride on his porkasaurous."

Porkasaurous by Brent Siemer June 11, 2007

Pornosaurus

An old, outdated and therefore enormous computer reserved only for porn. This phenomena generally occurs because one does not wish to soil their new computer with viruses, embarrassing history, and jizz.

Hey why is the touchpad on Matt's old computer covered with like old honey or someth... oh wait... fucking pornosaurus...

Pornosaurus by Im not giving my real fucking December 3, 2013

porkasaurus 

fat with no hope of ever losing that weight

Wow, he was heavy before, but he's turned into a complete porkasaurus

porkasaurus by Richard L Mansmann May 4, 2006