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telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.
Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

Pork Pies (also porkies) 

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)
The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.
A hardline Capitalist. Someone who defends capitalism to the hilt, even when it becomes authoritarian and immoral for them to do so. This word is not meant to say that capitalism is bad, but rather describe people who become borderline authoritarians when defending the system of Capitalism. The word does not specifically have any bite to it.

The derives from the words "Tankie" and "Porky"

Porky is a cartoon character from a 1920 Soviet agitprop poster. The character, both online and in real life, has been used to represent the bourgeois or ruling class, a literal capitalist pig.

A Tankie is an apologist for the violence and crimes against humanity perpetrated by twentieth-century Marxist-Leninist regimes, particularly the Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin (1924 - 1953).
Person 1: Micheal thinks it's good that China is now privatizing air.

Person 2: Wow! Really?

Person 1: He also unironically thinks that people who don't like Capitalism should be thrown out helicopters.

Person 2: What a Porkie.
Porkie by Vector Smith August 6, 2018

soggy porrige 

Soggy porrige is when you and a group of guys get a bowl with crushed buscuits and everyone stands around the bowl and jerks off into it. The last person to cum has to mix it all together and eat the "porrige"
I played a game of soggy porrige last night, I loved it! I didn't cum last.
A soft food made by boiling oatmeal or another meal in water or milk
"Whats for dinner tonight?" "Porrige"
porrige by PersistantHugger August 1, 2012

Porkibetes 

A condition in which a person that has publicly proclaimed a dislike for pork products is accidentally fed/ given food containing pork and/ or pork byproducts.
Terry exclaimed loudly, "Man yawl know I don't eat pork and you gave me that to eat anyway...now I've got porkibetes".
Porkibetes by Chaosoftime10 June 22, 2016