It’s that thing where a couple wants to come over for dinner, but you only like the wife. So, you hang out with them for a couple of dinner dates, but in return, get to fuck the wife. That’s a Porkage Fee.
He only wants to talk about fishing and 2004 Mahtomedi varsity hockey games. But I let them come hang out a few times because she’s hot and the Porkage Fee was worth it.
by Jajshdyussjjdjdpqalskjxxhhvz July 11, 2023
Porkage is what you say when you've accidentally let a select few droplets of urine into your undergarments in the nether regions. It is usually used as a code word to not embarrass yourself in front of your comrades.
Have you partaken in porkage, perchance?
Did you just porkage with me in the room?
Hey, I porkaged the other day because Liv made me giggle.
Did you just porkage with me in the room?
Hey, I porkaged the other day because Liv made me giggle.
by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom November 18, 2022