pork eye

When Link touches his eye after fondling pork.

Link rubbed his eye after eating Cuban pork with his fingers, resulting in pork eye.

by Xococo April 18, 2023

When you just ate pork and you rub your eye, getting pork juices in your eyeball.

"You want pork eye, not pink eye."
"I got the pork eye man stay away, stay away unless you want a lil' *oink* *oink* *oink*"

by EndersTenders April 17, 2023

“You want pork eye, not pink eye”
“I got the pork eye man, stay away”

by Boomer, Okay April 19, 2023

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.

"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine

by rip_moochelle April 19, 2023

Pork Eye

Stevie: “guys, Pork Eye is definitely something on urban dictionary”

by 010Rusty April 17, 2023

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023

When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.

Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.

by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023