1 definition by pratchett-fanboy
n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.
"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023