Pardoel packing 

Named after someone notorious for last minute packing, Pardoel packing is the act of packing by throwing all of your belongings into a suitcase willy nilly. Actually scratch that. A suitcase implies planned packing, most likely some bags for life, maybe even bin liners will be involved.

Although Pardoel packing is time efficient the risk factor for forgetting important items such as passports is incredibly high.

If you are expecting a known Pardoel packer in your home be prepared to stock large quantities of toiletries such as toothbrushes, deodorant and shampoo as most space will be saved in the case for either extravagant cosmetics and perfume or more likely gifts from the duty free for you.

Those who partake in Pardoel packing tend to be the most wonderful of humans who are simply lacking in general organisation so do welcome them into your hearts and homes*.

*However if you have "Monica-like" organisation it is generally advised that you don't welcome Pardoel packers into your home. Your efforts to change their habits will be futile and will most likely drive you crazy.

Kellie: Have you packed for the holiday yet?

Ellie: No, I'm just going to do some Pardoel packing right before we go. Who has time for pre packing!?

Pardoel packing by Pardoel packing May 29, 2016

pornoed 

When a person has a deviant sexual act done to them that is usually only seen in a hardcore pornography movie.

Last night I felt so pornoed when he slapped me in the face with his cock.

pornoed by thispseudonymphs January 3, 2014

Pardoe

1.) A rare type of human, classified by the innate ability to consume copious amounts of alcohol.

2.) A person who spent so much of his or her life consuming alcohol that his or her body now has a permanent BAC score above .08

3.) Someone who has become drunk off of the toxic cocktail of egomania, alcohol, and douchebaggery.

Bob: Hey Jimmy, you always show up to work drunk, don't you think you ought to cut it back a bit?

Jimmy: No way, I don't even have to drink anymore, I'm practically a Pardoe.

Pardoe by hugglepuff December 16, 2011

Pornoerotic 

Images of the naked human body or sexual intercourse without a focus on the details. Viewing images without disgust.

I saw these pictures: this pornoerotic

Pornoerotic by Dan2009 September 18, 2009

Pornoetry 

Pornographic poetry. It is often used by people that want to look semi-intelligent. They use it to profess their undying love in a poetic sense. The worse kind uses forced rhymes and dumb synonyms.

An good example of bad pornoetry:
"The oyster of lust
opens to the world
As thousands thrust
their spears unfurled
Firmly into her socket"

Pornoetry by Universal Bob July 20, 2008

Pordomn 

The point of boredom where one decides to look at porn for the sheer entertainment; often results in masturbation.

Dude I'm to that point of pordomn

Pordomn by BM Foster Child December 13, 2010

na pordzec... bayc chstacvec 

an Armenian phrase which literally translates into "he tried but didn't succeed", well u get the point of what he tried(fap)

-axper, i cant take this girl off my mind, hors arev.
-ara do you know Hke? na pordzec... bayc chstacvec.

na pordzec... bayc chstacvec by catcrack_xeris April 18, 2022