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Poopland 

1. Area of one's lawn where the dog typically goes to the bathroom.

Unless you are vigilant about poop pick-up, this region quickly becomes hazardous to traverse and should be avoided at all costs as the likelihood of making it out of poopland with clean shoes is very slim.

2. Any area that, for whatever reason, has become a minefield of fecal matter. (Typically in a yard or park.)
The game of catch was going fine until Tommy threw the ball into poopland. During retrieval, he stepped in a fresh dog turd.
Poopland by CrescentEdge October 16, 2008
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The popolanco 

A social studies teacher that is in her late 30s or early 40s and she is the head teacher of her social studies clan. She has her own printer with colored ink. She is the police of the school and is really to deport someone. Her last name is from the Apache. She often uses the words "Missy" and "are you saying negative comments about me".
She is the god of social studies and will win any social studies teacher with the power that she has bc she has the printer with the colored ink. She is very well known in the school for telling students that she will deport them her famous quote is "If you think social studies isn't important then you should leave the country". She also gets triggered very easily. Also she says no no things about her students and how they are never gonna pass her test.
Here come The Popolanco ready to deport you.

poopnaner 

if you were at cross camp 2021, you know lol poopnaner… my friends took some bananas and brownies back to their dorm in their bag. There isn’t much to explain but when i came to the dorm there was brownie and toilet paper all over the banana. Then, you know that hysterical laugh where you and your friends are laughing at something so stupid that you can’t breath and tears just start coming out and then somehow your screaming but then you can’t breath again and you’re laughing like your abt to die. that’s how we were laughing. to be fair we were all sleep deprived but yeah.
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poopnaner by hskajcidbbfskh December 3, 2021

Pooplanking 

(V.) The act of removing the back of the toilet and releasing their bowels in the reservoir. Done mostly as a prank or revenge. The aim is to create a terrible smell. Clean or not the bathroom will remain un aired out with a bouquet of feces.
Handyman: You got pooplanked
Lonnie: It's been 3 days and it still smells like doo doo in here.
Handyman: Somebody pooped in the back of your crapper.
Lonnie: Someone doo doo'd in the back?
Handyman: It's called pooplanking.
Pooplanking by Drinkyt August 21, 2013

protoplanet hypothesis 

a really long confusing explination of how the solar system was established.
earth science is a really boring class.
protoplanet hypothesis by yogurt August 15, 2004

pooplander 

1.)a toilet or 2.)a slip of the finger causing fecal remnants to remain. Example: a.) after taking a dump when your fingers tear through the toilet paper while wiping your butt. b.)when you scratch an itch around the anal region or taint and you get closer to the stink hole than you wanted causing undesireable fecal finger odor.
1.)I did it last month. It's someone elses turn to clean the friggin' pooplander this time. 2.)Holy mother of satan this toilet paper sucks! That's the second pooplander in a row!
pooplander by Comkind November 9, 2007
Woman 1: My poolane hurts after last night with Tyrone.
poolane by John Malcolmss October 31, 2007