poolane 

Slang for the anal cavity.

Woman 1: My poolane hurts after last night with Tyrone.

poolane by John Malcolmss October 31, 2007

Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

poonaner 

Variation on the term "poon tang"

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!

poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

poonanerag

A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.

Damn Shaquanda! Keep your legs closed! It smells like poonanerag up in here!

poonanerag by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006

poolangy 

Noun - Hot white girl, preferably from Southern California (Laguna Beach).

"Damn.. look at that hella dope poolangy"

- Trichael Man

poolangy by Roel Salonga September 11, 2006

pooland

A country that many people believe does not exist tho it actually does, situated 2 metres below Poland, Pooland ironicaly is a clean world and smells of neon monkey

One day I'm going to go to Pooland

pooland by leon kompawsky May 25, 2004

Poolana 

A sharp stick used in ritualistic medicinal practices.
Can be bought in Wisteria New Hampshire.
Can be found in Gold, Silver, Copper, Diamond, Wood and Steel.

Person 1: DAMN!!
Person 2: What? My poolana?
Person 1: Yeah mate, where did you get it?
Person 2: Wisteria.
Person 1: Can I borrow it?
Person 2: Sure!

Poolana by Called CoCo February 27, 2020