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Poopland 

1. Area of one's lawn where the dog typically goes to the bathroom.

Unless you are vigilant about poop pick-up, this region quickly becomes hazardous to traverse and should be avoided at all costs as the likelihood of making it out of poopland with clean shoes is very slim.

2. Any area that, for whatever reason, has become a minefield of fecal matter. (Typically in a yard or park.)
The game of catch was going fine until Tommy threw the ball into poopland. During retrieval, he stepped in a fresh dog turd.
Poopland by CrescentEdge October 16, 2008
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plopland 

A land in which big chungus famously launched his military coup upon in early 2021. Legend has it that entering the code "Among us" to get a discount whilst purchasing Nord VPN resulted in the fall of the sus chungus. However, this was revealed to be a false proposition as the sus chungus in fact owned Nord VPN in a strange turn of events.

Since this tragic point in time, plopland has become a desolate wasteland populated by coomers and ruled by Nigel Farage.
Big chungus launched his military coup upon plopland!
plopland by DJ CHOLO April 12, 2021
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A country that many people believe does not exist tho it actually does, situated 2 metres below Poland, Pooland ironicaly is a clean world and smells of neon monkey
pooland by leon kompawsky May 25, 2004

Poopcandle 

1. when you take a crap that smells so bad a candle is

required.

2. when you take a crap that resembles a candle, then light it on fire
Matt- "i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a poopcandle"

David- "Nipples!"
Poopcandle by lil pga pro 1 May 19, 2009
The proper name for the country of Poland. Because it has shitty people and is a total shithole.
I'm a southerner and we don't want the white niggers from Pooland
Pooland by Shadow Spectre June 24, 2018

Pooplanking 

(V.) The act of removing the back of the toilet and releasing their bowels in the reservoir. Done mostly as a prank or revenge. The aim is to create a terrible smell. Clean or not the bathroom will remain un aired out with a bouquet of feces.
Handyman: You got pooplanked
Lonnie: It's been 3 days and it still smells like doo doo in here.
Handyman: Somebody pooped in the back of your crapper.
Lonnie: Someone doo doo'd in the back?
Handyman: It's called pooplanking.
Pooplanking by Drinkyt August 21, 2013

Poorland 

Poland is called Poorland when people want to insult polish people, coz they have much lower earnings/salaries than most of EU countries.
- Dude, u see his cheap clothes?
- I bet he's from Poorland and he doesn't have money for this
Poorland by xxXMememememe69Xxx January 1, 2018