poower

Poo + power; renewable energy provided by human waste, an infinitely available resource.

Biogas gas plants generate poower.

poower by unkochan February 25, 2011

Pooetry 

AKA Shithouse Poetry. These linguistic gems are found in porta-johns and bathroom stalls from Idaho to Fallujah

Pooetry

In the heat of plastic shitter
I sit here and softly titter
Sweat pours off like a monsoon
Please dear god, let me shit soon

~The Shithouse Poet

Pooetry by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008

Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.

Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.

Russian Poolette by Business Horse June 10, 2012

Poopetrate 

Poopetrated, Poopetrates, Poopetration, Poopetrating, an act performed by a poopetrator. To commit criminal acts with the use of feces in a manner that is revolting and irresponsible to the rules of social norms, or in a hostile way or in acts of revenge against another or their property.

To poopetrate on another would be to allow one's canine to poop or defecate in another's yard. Acts of poopetration were performed on the neighbors whom the poopetrator did not like. Using his dog's need to defecate as the weapon, my neighbor has poopetrated on my yard. My hidden camera caught his acts of poopetration. Poopetration is not limited to dog feces, but can include any type of feces used to commit a criminal act. This neighbor poopetrates on his neighbor every day by allowing his dog to take a crap on his yard.

Poopetrate by dmar239 March 21, 2013

poofetti 

Poo that contains bits of undigested, colorful food, i.e. corn, peas, etc. -- thereby creating a look similar to confetti.

I looked in the toilet after eating Chinese food and all I saw was poofetti.

poofetti by BethT December 10, 2007

poopetrator 

A person who commits heinous acts of the fecal nature.
Including: Upper-deckers, unflushable logs, poop nuggets in the shower, ect...

After waking up and seeing the large shit on the floor, Mark ran through the house searching for the poopetrator.

poopetrator by super skeet May 3, 2010

Poolette 

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.

I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!

Poolette by davefiver August 15, 2011