When a person gags, making the sound "oolet" but then actually poops out the mouth, therefore it being a "poolet"
by Corbor April 13, 2009
When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.
Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"
by Killer Llama November 23, 2016