poolet

When a person gags, making the sound "oolet" but then actually poops out the mouth, therefore it being a "poolet"

Dude i just pooleted in ur toilet after eating all that gross shit.

by Corbor April 12, 2009

russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016