poodet

When you take a perfect shit that splashes water on your butt hole and cleans it like a bidet.

"Babe, there's no more toilet paper left"
"Try to take a poodet honey"

OR

"Man I was running late to work but I had to stop to use the restroom before I shit myself. Luckily it was a quick poodet and I made it to work on time."

by HungryGarbage November 21, 2013