Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

Pooductive 

Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.

I was very pooductive today. That girl I like has unfriended me though.

Pooductive by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015

Poonus Minimus 

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

Poonus Minimus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

PLOTUS 

"Pathological Liar of the United States"
(i.e., PresidentRump, or Donald J. Trump)

I thought this up when he was elected.
I have searched & NEVER seen it used or claimed, anywhere.
I don't necessarily want credit for thinking it up...
I would just like to see it used BEFORE he is voted OUT of office this year!

It has been estimated PLOTUS has told over 20,000 lies since taking office in 2016.

PLOTUS by KatzenDrummer July 24, 2020

Pootunity 

(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.

I missed my pootunity this morning.

Pootunity by HeathDT August 16, 2015

Post Pootum Depression 

The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.

The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.

Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.

Post Pootum Depression by swivet February 5, 2010

Poopular 

Being very well know but having a bad reputation.

Tom: "Dude, she's super poopular. She sleeps with almost every guy she meets!"

Jerry: "Yeah I better stay away from her."

Poopular by HonorTheSoldier December 4, 2013