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A mutual poo. Two people poo on the toilet simultaneously. The "sitter" sits as they normally would while the other straddles that person so they are face to face. The "straddler" then poos through the legs of the "sitter". The goal is for the two poos to hit the water at the same time and join together. POOTUAL!
"My girlfriend and I had our first pootual last night. It was so lovely and intimate with very little splash".
by McMuzz May 25, 2010