pooter-tang 

The area between a woman's pooter (butthole) and poontang (vagina). A female version of a taint.

The pooter-tang is a rare delicacy where flavors from the north and south meet.

pooter-tang by Brian Phish January 25, 2008

pooter tooter 

this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their butthole and pushing it out their vag...i have no idea!

Girl:"hey check this out!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"

pooter tooter by Tyler Cannon October 15, 2007

Pooter Toucher 

An individual who touches his or her own anus while listening to "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry. Generally speaking, someone who has a longstanding fetish towards their own anus.

Man, this dude across the way at the bar smells like a dirty diaper. I bet he's a serious pooter toucher.

Pooter Toucher by anonymous January 1, 2017

pooter titty 

Pooter titty is the most offensive word to girls. They hate the word pooter and hate the word titty. Combined, they are unstoppable.

Dude - You're a fucking Pooter Titty
Whore - *head explodes from the force of being called a pooter titty.*
Dude - *drops trou and performs some necrophilic maneuvers*

pooter titty by billberto April 6, 2005

pooter tots 

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).

"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"

pooter tots by Loaked March 14, 2009

Pooter Tooter 

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

Pooter Tooter by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011

Pooter to Cooter 

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.

Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.

Pooter to Cooter by Seagull_Whisperer October 26, 2017